BFF: Best Friend Friday ~ Plan C

*weekly guest post by my BFF Karyn ~ enjoy!

I have known since Wednesday what I was going to post for Best Friend Friday. Sometime on Thursday I realized the post did not apply to this week, but next. No problem, I have a swarm of bees building a hive in the masonry block of my home. I shall take a picture and tell you about that. I call DH at work and ask him to bring the camera home. Okay, so he forgot. I woke up this morning with pink eye in both eyes and spent over an hour at a walk-in clinic.

But never fear, I have a Plan C. I am going to tell you a joke. It is my favorite.

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor! It is from Sponge Bob, which I do not normally watch, but my kids do. I think the joke is funny and can be told to all, a plus.

My dad passes on the Reader’s Digest after he reads it and they are having a contest for the Funniest Joke in America. They got some comedians together and they went through the entries they received and narrowed them down to ten jokes. You can go here to vote for your favorite:
http://www.rd.com/clean-jokes-and-laughs/the-funniest-joke-in-the-united-states/article132812.html

Here is the one I like almost as much as my Snailor Joke:

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he walks in. "So what have you done with your life?" he asks the dog. "I’ve led a very full life," says the dog. "I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home." The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, "Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?" The owner says, "Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!"

Peace and joy!
~Karyn